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Thursday 28 August 2014

Samuel Eto’o: I'm ending my International Career


Samuel Eto’o announced on Wednesday that his international career with Cameroon is over.

Eto’o, who had not been named in Cameroon’s 25-man squad for the qualifiers for the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations which begin in September, played his last game for The Indomitable Lions during their mediocre World Cup campaign in Brazil.

President Jonathan unveils the new National e-ID card [Photos]


President Jonathan Launched the new E-National identity card in Abuja today .The card which was created in collaboration with Mastecard, is a multi-purpose card for identification, electronic signatures, biometric on-card verification, and other applications.

Cardholders can use it for depositing funds ,withdrawals, getting social benefits and making payments for goods and services at any location accepting MasterCard worldwide.

3 million cards will be issued during this first enrolment phase, while other Nigerians who are 16 years and older are expected to be enrolled subsequently. 
 
 
 
 
 

Alternative for Cigarette

Stop
 smoking,
 it's 
not good
 for 
your health.
 If 
you're
 feeling 

cold, 
take
 a
 hot cup of tea.

Wednesday 27 August 2014

Love: How Prepared Are You?


Love
 is
 not
 just 
feeling,
 it's
 a journey.

Be sure
 You're 
Prepared
 for it
 before
 you
 embark
 on it

Martins Named MLS Player Of The Week


Martins Named MLS Player Of The Week

Forgotten Super Eagles star and Seattle Sounders forward Obafemi Martins has been named Major League Soccer’s player of the week after a vote of the North American Soccer Writers, the league announced Monday.

read more @: http://completesportsnigeria.com/martins-named-mls-player-of-the-week/

Bad Judge!


No 
matter
 who's 
involved 
or 
the 
situation 
in play,
 don't 
ever 
be
 a
 bad judge...

Why Did The Teacher Fail Apkos?

Apkos got 0% mark in an exam

do you feel that he was wrongly penalized?

the questions and answers below:

Q.1 - In which battle did Anini die?
Ans. - In his last battle

Q. 2 - Where was the declaration of independence signed?
Ans. - at the bottom of the page

Q. 3 - What is the main reason for divorce?
Ans. - Marriage

Q. 4 - Benue river flows in which state?
Ans. - Liquid state

Q. 5 -When was Mandela born?
Ans. - on his birthday

Q. 6 - How will you distribute 8 oranges among 6 people?
Ans. -By preparing orange juice...!!



Akpos In A Chemistry Class


In a chemistry class, the teach, the teacher asked the students to name the atmospheric gases:

Musa: oxygen

Teacher: good.

Chidi: nitrogen

Teacher: that's my boy!!!

Kemi: hydrogen

Techer: wonderful!

Apkos: Tear gas

Teacher: Apkos, you have one more chance, else you will be punished

Apkos thinks hard and says: Fabregas.