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Friday 28 March 2014

Will they UNDERSTAND?

Parents should pay close attention to the words they use, when they are around thier children because Children most  times say & do what they hear their parent say & do and so, what you wouldn't want to see them do or hear them say, DO NOT do or say those things yourself.

Trust me, children are good copier and would even do better compared with the original...

read the below for further comprehension.



There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A pastor walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The pastor bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Pastor aren't supposed to talk like that."

The pastor explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the pastor asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the f*cking potatoes!!!!"

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