A man wrote to his wife;
SERIOUS WARNING: My darling wife, the FIFA World Cup IS HERE, so let us make things clear in other to maintain peace in this home for this two months.
1. The remote control is out of bound to every other person except me.
2. What ever you have to do in the sitting room must be done before or after every match and if you must pass in front of the TV when the match is on, it'll be best for you to crawls on the floor.
3. You must support any team i support.
4. No talking during the game and if you must, wait till half time or better still, when the game is over.
5. highlights are as good as the main match.
6. We can only see movies provided the actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and are in Brazil.
7. Please tell all our relatives and friends not to give birth on whatever day same with the match.
8 You must not ask silly questions such as; is this Man U vs Spain?
9. No moody faces to my our friends who have come to watch the match with us.
10. You can scream for goals except when its scored against my TEAM.
Finally, If I go to the rest room and come back to meet Telemundo, you might meet your self on the ground floor...
Kidding!
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