Joke: Got ya!

Wife: what would you do if i died?

would you get married again?

husband: no...

wife: why not? Don't you like being married?

husband: of course i do.

wife Then wouldn't you remarry?

husband: OK, OK, I'd get married again...

wife: would you live in our house with your new wife...?

husband: yes, it's a great house.

wife: would you let her drive my car?

husband: yes, its almost new, dear

wife: would you give her my jewelry?

husband: no... I am sure she would want her own...

wife: would she wear my shoes?

husband: No, her size is '5'

wife: --silence--

husband: 'ohh no ummm ummm sorry'...!!!